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2018 NFL Mock Draft, version 2.0: 7 Mock Draft Day Trades

By | March 9, 2018

Reason #748,647 why most NFL Mock Drafts are entirely pointless: we project what we think what each team will do, in sequential order, in the first round of the upcoming NFL Draft. Yet, history shows us there are anywhere from four to eight trades that take place in Round 1, making most mocks entirely worthless.

2018 NFL Mock Draft, version 1.0: The “Football Withdrawal” Edition

By | February 13, 2018

I’ve said it a thousand times: i’m continually baffled by how football fans get frothed up beyond belief about mock drafts at this time of the year.

2017 NFL Mock Draft, version 2.0 — The “five weeks away” edition

By | March 24, 2017

For the record: I still think mock drafts are stupid.

The Five Most Interesting Teams In The NFL In 2016

By | September 7, 2016

We’re less than 48 hours away from the kickoff of the 2016 NFL season, meaning i’m so excited that I should be one of the extras in a music video for The Pointer Sisters.

The NFL’s “Independence Day Team,” Part 1: Defense

By | June 22, 2016

Ponder this question for a moment: What if space aliens invaded planet Earth (with intentions of conquest, of course), and somehow, instead of a battle between our respective military, the fate of our world would be determined by some intergalactic, winner-take-all football game? What would the football team representing planet Earth look like?