Tag Archives: Ezekiel Elliott

Predictably Irrational: The Redskins Road To the 2017 Playoffs

By | November 10, 2017

My life as a Redskins fan, for at least the past quarter-of-a-century, is best defined by one quote:

Washington Redskins vs. Oakland Raiders Preview: A Very Good, But Very Beatable Opponent

By | September 22, 2017

The Washington Redskins should be thanking 8-pound, 6-ounce baby Jesus that they escaped Los Angeles with a win against the Rams last Sunday (even though there was no reason that should’ve ended up being a close game)

32 Fascinating Fantasy Football Players For 2017

By | September 5, 2017

In case you’re wondering whether i’m excited for the upcoming fantasy football season, I hope then next NINE THOUSAND words — it’s actually a bit more than that, but I just rounded down to make it a (startlingly) clean number — will answer that question for you.

Mock NFL Draft 2017: The Pre-Combine Edition

By | February 16, 2017

Hail To The District writer Dash Kannan provides his first NFL Mock Draft of the 2017 season.

NFL Divisional Playoffs 2017 Preview: Down Go The Heavyweights?

By | January 13, 2017

After an absolutely ghastly weekend of football to start the NFL postseason, we can finally revel in some real “playoff football.”

NFL Lines and Picks: Week 2, 2016

By | September 16, 2016

In a new weekly NFL picks column, Hail To The District writer Dash Kannan provides his predictions and thoughts for each game on the slate for Week 2 of the 2016 NFL season.

NFL Picks, Predictions, and Projections For Every Team in 2016

By | September 8, 2016

In Part 2 of my 2016 NFL Preview, I provide the Super Bowl, playoffs, and postseason award predictions that everyone needs to know (at least in my opinion, anyway).