I was going to use the trade deadline to deflect from my crappy overall season record, but then I realize half of the season is left so I’ll remain stupidly optimistic.
The Washington Redskins should be thanking 8-pound, 6-ounce baby Jesus that they escaped Los Angeles with a win against the Rams last Sunday (even though there was no reason that should’ve ended up being a close game)
In case you’re wondering whether i’m excited for the upcoming fantasy football season, I hope then next NINE THOUSAND words — it’s actually a bit more than that, but I just rounded down to make it a (startlingly) clean number — will answer that question for you.
In a new weekly NFL picks column, Hail To The District writer Dash Kannan provides his predictions and thoughts for each game on the slate for Week 2 of the 2016 NFL season.
In Part 2 of my 2016 NFL Preview, I provide the Super Bowl, playoffs, and postseason award predictions that everyone needs to know (at least in my opinion, anyway).